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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams.

Albert Einstein

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By *ddibleMan over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

We only have Christianity so the Jews can eat bacon

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Just because youre paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Joseph Heller

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh fuck a tree!

- Marc Bolan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try not to be a cunt

Me x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not intimacy its into me i see

Love guru

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

2 words i live my whole life by....."fuck it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

anything by bill shankly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God gave you two ears and one mouth.

Listen more than you talk.

My Father

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Dont let the bastards grind you down”; some cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mess with the bull

Youl get the horns

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By *hilledguy69Man over a year ago

York

It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talk quietly, but carry a big stick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spent most of my money on booze and women. I wasted the rest" - George Best

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

I came into this world with nothing, i still have most of it left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't do unto others what you don't want others to do unto you"

Confucius.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't do unto others what you don't want others to do unto you"

Confucius."

Confucius also said "Man with hole in pocket will feel cocky all day"

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By *un singleMan over a year ago

Cambs

Life's too short to live someone else's

Hugh hefner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When thunder clouds start pouring down

Light a fire they cant put out.

RIP Avicii

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can resist everything except temptation

Oscar Wilde

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I am a bit of a Marcus Aurelius fan girl.

'Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.'

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By *rBakersMan over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

'We are human beings not human doings'.

The Dalai Lama.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Bed waiting

"It is better to love wisely, no doubt: but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all."

— William Makepeace Thackeray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can't explain it simply, then you simply don't understand it well enough.

-Albert Einstein

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

Here I stand, atoms with consciousness, matter with curiosity. A universe of atoms, an atom in the universe.

R P Feynman

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

All's well that ends well...

So, if all is not well,it ain't ended yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work is the curse of the drinking classes....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bazinga - Sheldon Cooper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not where you’re.from, it’s where you’re at.

Ian Brown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here I stand, atoms with consciousness, matter with curiosity. A universe of atoms, an atom in the universe.

R P Feynman"

I like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You chat shit you get banged

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"You chat shit you get banged"

Wicked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You chat shit you get banged"

Inspirational

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

Roses are red violets are blue

Im no poet

Get your tits out

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"You chat shit you get banged

Inspirational "

It's the deepest thing I have ever heard since someone asked me to dive the Mariana trench.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to include this...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

"Here I stand, atoms with consciousness, matter with curiosity. A universe of atoms, an atom in the universe.

R P Feynman

I like that "

Lots of great Feynman quotes, here’s another:

Fall in love with some activity, and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bazinga - Sheldon Cooper"

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By *amo2121Man over a year ago

swansea

Life is what happens when your busy making other plans.

John Lennon

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Under pressure reveals true character. Whaddya gonna do? - John Joseph

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can remain calm when all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into her engines.

Ginger

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Love like you'll never be hurt,

Sing like there's nobody listening,

And live like it's heaven on earth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a brain and a penis but only enough blood to use one at a time. Robin williams

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

Couldn't organize a panic on a sinking ship

Me to my boss

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Do not look back, you are not going that way

Ragnar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a Trap!!" - Admiral Ackbar.

Probably talking about marriage....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you want something done right you do it yourself. By yours truly

Above quote is what I would say to adults who ask me to do errans when I was a teenager.

If I did them wrong and they get fustrated I say the above quote.

Got my ass whooped from it but my point was made

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make it look pretty, But train it to kill.." - Allin KHG.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insanity...

Doing the same thing time after time and expecting a different outcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am going to be courageous because that is all that is left to be.

This is my "hail mary," it is my "going down swinging."

This is my last dance or big comeback, I can't tell.

It's pretty amazing to me how many people speak with such certainty of their lives, of the world when I have none.

I have no certainty. Only courage. Courage to go on against unknowns, against the odds, against my self.

I will be brave because there is nothing left to be.

And here goes... everything I have..."

Nausicaa Twila

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could do a lot better, but you could also do a lot worse.

Unknown

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

There are things we know.

There are things we don't know.

There are also things we don't know we don't know.

Did you know that?

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

If you grab them by the balls, there heart's and mind's will follow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate, contrived and dishonest — but the myth — persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic - jfk

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Hook

"anything by bill shankly "

Errrrrrrrr

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

On Spike Milligan's headstone: "See, I told you I was ill!"

My Head Teacher at Primary school during 11+ exams- "Time will pass, will you?"

My father, when I was about 11 & my brother was 6-7 y o., at a time when Mum tried a new meal receipe but failed! "Lads, when you get married & your wife successfully cooks something, tell her! Otherwise, shut up and keep quiet!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent

Eleanor Roosevelt

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"

Arnold "Ace" Rimmer

"I came into this life covered in blood, kicking and screaming. I have no problem leaving the same way."

"He left his job how he started it.

Fired with enthusiasm."

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By *eKoopleCouple over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. ~Marcus Aurelius

I feel most serving and ex serving military operatives would relate to that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We fall in love by chance, we stay in love by choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some great quotes people

Thanks everyone for your input

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Just off down the shops, anyone want anything?’

Gandhi

(Not his best or most memorable, but still very emotive words.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make like a tree... and fuck off. Biff. Back to the future.

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By *it62Man over a year ago

leeds/Bradford

Opinions are like arses. Everyone has one but not everyone else wants to hear them!

Not sure who is credited with this but it seems a good one for a forum

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother.....

Shakespeare's Henry V

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Men like women with a past because they hope history will repeat itself.

Mae West

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By *orningtonCroissantMan over a year ago

notts and humberside

"Try not to be a cunt

Me x"

I find it so sexy when intelligent women use that word

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”

– Oscar Wilde

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

How can I control my life if I can't control my hair.

Sums me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful.'

Eric Thomas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We fall in love by chance, we stay in love by choice."

We all have wings, some of us don’t know why.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of imagination.

But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don’t work.”

Anaïs Nin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We fall in love by chance, we stay in love by choice.

We all have wings, some of us don’t know why. "

INXS. Wow. Blast from the past.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can dream it, you can do it.

Walt Disney

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

Edmund Burke

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple over a year ago

London

Lordy, lordy, my bottoms on fire. Joan of Arc

For the Young Ones fans..

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple over a year ago

London

Its not easy having a good time. Sometimes even smiling makes my face ache.

Dr Frank N Furter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Willy Wonka

You got new legs lieutenant Dan.

Forest Gump

Security isn't a dirty word Blackwater. Crevice is a dirty word, but security isn't.

General Melchett

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives”

Lemony Snicket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you can dream it, you can do it.

Walt Disney "

Keep moving forward.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We fall in love by chance, we stay in love by choice.

We all have wings, some of us don’t know why.

INXS. Wow. Blast from the past. "

I still stand by the fact I believe song writers are today’s philosophers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“David Beckham with all his tattoos. I wouldn’t know whether to fuck him or read him”

My Mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just because you are offended, it doesn't mean you are right"

"Facts don't care about feelings"

Don't know who said them, but in this day and age, they are solid phrases

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

Uxbridge

Martin Creed: 'I try to be true and honest. The truth is often ridiculous'

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Over here!

“Reality is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder”. - Molesworth 2

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Don't mess with the best til you've passed your test"...moi

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

We know all men are not created equal in the sense some people would have us believe- some people are smarter than others, some people have more opportunity because they're born with it, some men make more money than others, some ladies make better cakes than others- some people are born gifted beyond the normal scope of men.

But there is one way in this country in which all men are created equal- there is one human institution that makes a pauper the equal of a Rockefeller, the stupid man the equal of an Einstein, and the ignorant man the equal of any college president. That institution, gentlemen, is a court.

Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kind of hate Star Wars but...

"Do,

Or do not do.

There is no try."

- Yoda.

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By *appy headCouple over a year ago

leicester

"I am a bit of a Marcus Aurelius fan girl.

'Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.' "

Haven’t heard this one before, I like ty

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By *edgehogMan over a year ago

Swansea

Monty you terrible cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have one cock, use it wisely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell a stranger that they're beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘The fucking fuckers fucked!’

My mate when his car broke down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell a stranger that they're beautiful and get slapped

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By *xx90292Man over a year ago

London

Check out your own backyard before you check out someone else . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can lose a billion dollars chasing a woman ..

You can’t lose a woman chasing a billion dollars.....

Abby Joeseph Cohen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can lose a billion dollars chasing a woman ..

You can’t lose a woman chasing a billion dollars.....

Abby Joeseph Cohen"

“Women are always right, expect when they are always wrong”

Some wise women

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By *sprey6Man over a year ago

Here!

I have been ABH'd and GBH'd for a packet of B+H.

I have been d*unk and I have been driven away!

Carter USM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The life of the dead is placed on the memories of the living.

The love you gave in life keeps people alive beyond their time.

Anyone who has given love will always live on in another’s heart.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Charles Dickens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are always flowers for those that want to see them "

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By *xx90292Man over a year ago

London

Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

Swiss Tony

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

It’s only university challenge Rick, it’s only university challenge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't Tell Him Your Name Pike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Get away from her you bitch' Ellen Ripley

'Don't be a twat' Me

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Utero

Gentleman, you can’t fight in here! This is the war room!

President Merkin Muffley, Dr Strangelove

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By *av_55Man over a year ago

Brilliant. Pure genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits you fucking wimp" Spoon to the attacking werewolf in Dog Soldiers

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By *av_55Man over a year ago

The flowers smell sweeter the closer we are to the grave

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Arguing with an idiot proves there are two

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Over here!

Well they said you are as good as you look but that would be impossible;

For you look better than the face of God on a sunny day.

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By *uzyamCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Not my circus not my monkeys

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Leave your phone off when your with friends and enjoy the company because one day you won't be able to.

Me..

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Can't stop the spirits when they need you

This life is more than just a read through

{Drops mic}

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be bold but don’t be a bully.

Be confident but not arrogant.

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

Whats poppin bruv

Winston Churchill

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Blowing out someone else’s candle doesn’t make yours shine any brighter.

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

You cant polish a turd

But you can role it in glitter

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

A girl must be two things classy and fabulous Coco Chanel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats poppin bruv

Winston Churchill"

One of his best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

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By *hunderstruckMan over a year ago

Northampton

Behind every successful man is a woman !

Behind her is his wife

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks everyone for your input

Somd great quotes

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm far from perfect, but I'm perfectly me.

Princess Peach

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By *ot noodlesCouple over a year ago

bath

DO NOT believe everything you read on the internet.

Abraham Lincoln.

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Over here!

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well that's another fine mess you got me into"

Laurel & Hardy

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By *eneRoissyMan over a year ago

Nailsworth

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde"

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

Another Wilde quote I love, that and being in the gutter and seeing the stars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some call it a one night stand,but we can call it paradise"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speak softly and carry a big stick

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

Uxbridge

There’s a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a d*unken clown at the circus.

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By *apmanMan over a year ago

Headingley

A wise man speaks because he has something to say.

A fool speaks because he has to say something.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit ~ William Shakespeare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say.

A fool speaks because he has to say something. "

You really had to post a comment?!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

And you ask "What if I fall?"

Oh but my darling,

What if you fly? ~ Erin Hanson

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By *hortarse69Woman over a year ago

up the valleys ;-)

Money, I have none.

Time, I have plenty of.

Time is money, so therefore I am rich.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I've never had a quote I've yet liked.

New windows, kitchen, conservatory it's all extortionate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happiness can always be found, even in the darkest of times. If only one remembers to turn on the light.

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By *apmanMan over a year ago

Headingley

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say.

A fool speaks because he has to say something.

You really had to post a comment?!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

No likey no lighty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scars remind us that our past is real

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paraphrasing I think: "Speak to a man in your language you speak to his head, speak to a man in their language you speak to their heart".

Nelson Mandela.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is the circus of insanity so many as well enjoy the show..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say.

A fool speaks because he has to say something.

You really had to post a comment?!

Oh, the irony of your comment.

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Hook

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Hook

Mr. Churchill you’re d*unk.

Yes my dear and you’re ugly but in the morning I’ll be sober.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Life can be shit and stressful... let’s just fuck instead as hard as we can!”

Snow White

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To live would be an awfully big adventure

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Replying to "You're arrogant"...

Not at all, if I don't love myself, how can I expect anyone else to love me?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Four quotes from my favourite book, the name of the wind

'We are more than the parts that form us'

'to ash all things return, so too this flesh will burn'

'There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man'

And the last long one which is lovely

'It had flaws, but what does that matter when it comes to matters of the heart? We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In many ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a thing because. That's as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love something despite. To know the flaws and love them too. That is rare and pure and perfect'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks everyone for your input

Some great quotes

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I believe that the only true religion consists of having a good heart .

Dalai Lama

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like a quote for about £12k off my builder this week.

Unfortunately it's probably going to be more like 15 or 16

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is better to be a worrier in a garden then a gardner in a war ...

Sun tzu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde"

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By *it62Man over a year ago

leeds/Bradford

When shit happens there is usually an arsehole nearby.

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By *un singleMan 4 weeks ago

Cambs

Never let anyone live rent free in your head

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By *nippermanMan 1 week ago

keighley

It's nice to be important...

It's more important to be nice!

Scooter

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By *rLucky777Man 1 week ago

Leeds

If I wanted your opinion I would give it to you!

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By *atural_born_thriller_xMan 7 days ago

cockwelwyn

He who hesitates masturbates - the cable guy x

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By *reachersdaughterWoman 7 days ago

someplace

Most nurses are shitty people

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By (user no longer on site) 7 days ago

Sometimes its better to seek forgiveness rather than approval

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By *partharmonyCouple 7 days ago

Tonbridge

From Westwood to Hollywood

The one thing that's understood

Is that you can't buy time

But you can sell your soul

And the closest thing to heaven

Is to rock and roll.

Roddy Frame, Somewhere in my heart (Aztec Camera)

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By *ermite12ukMan 7 days ago

Solihull and Romford

"WTF was that?"

Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 7 days ago

Bromley

I don't understand those Indians?

Last night they were all singing and dancing.

General Custer.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 7 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 7 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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By *layfullsamMan 7 days ago

Solihull

cogito, ergo sum

I think therefore I’m Sam 😉

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By *ostindreamsMan 7 days ago

London

All other swindlers upon earth are nothing to the self-swindlers.

- Just finished reading "Great Expectations" by Dickens

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By *actile TensionMan 7 days ago

Sussex

"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."

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By *iver78Man 7 days ago

barton upon humber

There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory.

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