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I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 12 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
I can only imagine the smell
The usual volume of ejaculate is under 5ml so even with that as the level that’s 200 wanks
That’s a lot of stale cum |
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By *elix85Man 12 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Make cum-flavoured ice popsicles in preparation for the summer. |
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Doctor doctor I've got mould in my ejaculate..  |
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Oh my days what a minging thought but it's honking |
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By *DoRe181Couple 12 weeks ago
Huddersfield |
"Christ 
I'm actually retching a little in my mouth "
Same! |
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Stick it in decorative little bottles, wrap a little bow around the top and give them to people you don't like for Christmas |
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By *elix85Man 12 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Oh my days what a minging thought but it's honking "
I imagine it smells like a cheese larder |
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Ewww just been sick in my mouth |
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"Oh my days what a minging thought but it's honking
I imagine it smells like a cheese larder "
stale cabbage for days |
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Pour it out onto a plate or something and let it completely dry out then chop it up and snort it  |
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"Pour it out onto a plate or something and let it completely dry out then chop it up and snort it "
few babies legs up the hooter cannae be beaten like |
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I have to soooo many questions -
firstly why
then where do you keep it - is it next to the bed?
Is the bottle a screw lid
Do you gaze at it with adoration filled eyes??
Does it separate ??
Is it fizzy? How often do you top it up
But mostly..just WHY |
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Why is the only question on my mind |
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"Stick it in decorative little bottles, wrap a little bow around the top and give them to people you don't like for Christmas "
😂😂😂😂 |
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Vigorously shake it and try to make some cheese. |
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By *hechonkyduoCouple 12 weeks ago
Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish. |
This is the kind of think Whang makes videos about.
Put a Twilight Sparkle in it. |
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OP - Have you read the book 'Natural Harvest : A collection of semen based recipes'?
It may be of interest to you
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You could have finished filling it a little sooner and given it to Bonnie Blue; save her all that hassle with a thousand men! You inconsiderate b45tard!! 😉😆🤣🤣 |
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"This is the kind of think Whang makes videos about.
Put a Twilight Sparkle in it."
what an idea like a jelly birthday cake 🎂 |
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Thanks everyone. So far the winner is a master who wants to use a turkey baster to shoot it up his faggots anus. Can anyone beat this? |
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Just wondering on the thought process that made this an idea let alone a good idea |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Too much internet for today  |
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How long did it take to amass such a bank of spunk? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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We need photographic proof or its bullshit (and thank fuck smellovision isn't a thing). You may have created your own ecosystem there. Have your spermoids created their own civilisation and culture yet? |
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By *avexxMan 12 weeks ago
cheshire |
maybe you could wall paper with it |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"We need photographic proof or its bullshit (and thank fuck smellovision isn't a thing). You may have created your own ecosystem there. Have your spermoids created their own civilisation and culture yet?"
Who's this we??? Count me out, thanks! |
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"We need photographic proof or its bullshit (and thank fuck smellovision isn't a thing). You may have created your own ecosystem there. Have your spermoids created their own civilisation and culture yet?"
I really don’t think we do 🤢 |
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Wow, what an awful day to be literate 😳 |
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By *ChubsMan 12 weeks ago
West Midlands |
🤢 Gross! I'm guessing you're proud of the bottle of cum? 🤢 |
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By *zippyMan 12 weeks ago
Wexford |
Maybe you could use it as a starter for your own exclusive line of cottage cheese, or,
Dehydrate it and use as a seasoning.
Oh sweet baby jebus 🤢🤢🤮🤮 |
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Fermented cum ? And a fucking litre of it ? That must be minging...get rid man. |
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Forget cum socks, we got a cum bottle here. |
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"I'm about to throw up 🤮🤢"
Same 🤢
Sweet lord... |
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By *avie65Man 12 weeks ago
In the west. |
Just when you thought the internet had reached its limit. 🤮🤮🤮 |
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that is so nasty, some things you should keep to yourself 😂, even the thought of the smell makes me wanna throw up, a stale condom in the bin after a day stinks, you got a bottle of torture 🤢🤮 |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
🤢🤮 |
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I drank fresh cum from a glass once and its the most disgusting thing ever, still gives me nightmares |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Bottle it as yakolt? |
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Some men shouldn't be allowed to have internet access |
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I think his pal was wanking in a toilet the other night. Or pissing or something 🤷
Equally grim |
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just when you thought you'd heard it all  |
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Surely there's no winner?
Your asking but as your a Dom shouldn't you just say what your going to do with it? |
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i can hear the clicking of the block button  |
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"i can hear the clicking of the block button "
No need to block, this profile is forever gouged into our retinas 🤢 |
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"i can hear the clicking of the block button
No need to block, this profile is forever gouged into our retinas 🤢"
fair one! |
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Also...... I think the most appropriate use for this litre of cum is to pack the bottle up and take it with them to their therapist! |
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Why?…….
Kind of wish I hadn’t popped into the forums now! Xx 😄 |
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This has to be a joke. To fill a litre without help would take ages.
The contents of said container would be putrid, where do you keep it that you don't smell it? |
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By *a LunaWoman 12 weeks ago
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Does it have a best before date?
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
Dude, that is fucking rank. Absolutely disgusting. Best you pour that shit down the drain and never speak of this again. |
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By *igad999Man 12 weeks ago
wolverhampton |
"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
Litre !!! Either your one amazing heavy cummer or wank 20 times a day haha |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
Add a packet of mentos into it, give it a good shake (the bottle not your want) and it’ll probably make it to the moon 😘 |
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When a male ejaculates, the average volume of semen released is between 1.25 to 5 milliliters, which is approximately a quarter to one teaspoon. This volume can vary based on factors like age, health, and genetics..
i think theres a little jackanory to this to be honest cause to get to a 1000mil is one hell of a lot of wanks |
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Sell it on Facebook Marketplace. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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I just got a little sick in my mouth. 🤮🤮🤮 |
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.....and that's enough Internet for me, today 🤢😬💀 |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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I think you should upload a video of you chugging it down op. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Whack it on your baked potato |
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Oh the bacteria, What colour is it? Have the solids gone to the bottom and the water separated to the top?
Oh and why?
Kat x |
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By *elix85Man 12 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Oh the bacteria, What colour is it? Have the solids gone to the bottom and the water separated to the top?
Oh and why?
Kat x"
It’s fermented 😆
I guess we all have our kinks… |
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You have a bottle of teeny sperm corpses  |
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Chuck a label on it, something like "Real Stale Pale Ale", and sneak it onto the raffle table at your local fate. |
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By *arkRichMan 12 weeks ago
Manchester City Centre |
Sell it down your local fertility clinic - you probably get £10k for that much cum - and a gold medal |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Sell it down your local fertility clinic - you probably get £10k for that much cum - and a gold medal "
That, or an ASBO. |
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By *arkRichMan 12 weeks ago
Manchester City Centre |
"Sell it down your local fertility clinic - you probably get £10k for that much cum - and a gold medal
That, or an ASBO."
Hmm… yeah, perhaps you’re right
Anti-Spunk-Behavioural-Order |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Sell it down your local fertility clinic - you probably get £10k for that much cum - and a gold medal
That, or an ASBO.
Hmm… yeah, perhaps you’re right
Anti-Spunk-Behavioural-Order"
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"Sell it on Facebook Marketplace."
Cumtree ? |
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By *ild_oatsMan 12 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Looking at the maths for this….
If your average amount of cum is about 3.12ml and you ejaculate in to a 1 litre bottle twice a day.
It will take you just over 160 days to to fill that bottle…
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Well… that’s enough forums for me |
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By *arkRichMan 12 weeks ago
Manchester City Centre |
"Sell it on Facebook Marketplace.
Cumtree ?"
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"Sell it on Facebook Marketplace.
Cumtree ?"
Pmsl!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Why don't you chug it and then come back and tell how it was. |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Looking at the maths for this….
If your average amount of cum is about 3.12ml and you ejaculate in to a 1 litre bottle twice a day.
It will take you just over 160 days to to fill that bottle…
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Thank you Carol Vordercum. |
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By *arkRichMan 12 weeks ago
Manchester City Centre |
"Looking at the maths for this….
If your average amount of cum is about 3.12ml and you ejaculate in to a 1 litre bottle twice a day.
It will take you just over 160 days to to fill that bottle…
Thank you Carol Vordercum."
A sperm cell has 760 megabytes of DNA data.
Sex then is a data transfer of 200,000 terabytes.
Fuck knows how much data is in your litre bottle, but it’s definitely more than I get a month from Vodafone |
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I wonder if you could use it in a sourdough starter like those women who bake bread with their vagina yeast. |
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"Looking at the maths for this….
If your average amount of cum is about 3.12ml and you ejaculate in to a 1 litre bottle twice a day.
It will take you just over 160 days to to fill that bottle…
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I did the math too but decided I was a nerd |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
Hope it's been frozen if that's the case otherwise it'll be utterly rank 🤢 |
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Ok,ok,ok.... Just when I thought, that there were some fucked up people on this site, I read this thread and fuuuuuck me!!!
Why don't you chug it down op, you've obviously been saving it for a rainy day... Don't forget a dash of lime!!!🥴 |
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Jesus titty fucking christ.
Bin it and seek psychiatric help. |
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Send it to Ant and Dec for next seasons bushtucker trials lol.
Then go and see a psychiatrist. |
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Why did I read this.
There's not enough mind bleach to get this thought out of my head.
I just dry heaved.
🤢 |
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Just thought I'd bump this one for those already feeling a little queasy this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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Well that has ruined my cocopops this morning |
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Just when you think the world can't get any stranger.... |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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I'll make you some jizz jewellery or an ornament |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
Oh FFS 🤮 |
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I mean how, do you wank into a funnel?
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"I mean how, do you wank into a funnel?
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Funnel cup perhaps?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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This place never fails! |
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By *ripfillMan 11 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
Just read this thread .., I feel very queasy now omg surely no …..
That reminds me of the Satchi and Satchi blood head carved sculpture which had to remain frozen for obvious reasons… errrr no ridiculous !!
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Redecorate and use it to put up the wallpaper… |
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"Well that has ruined my cocopops this morning "
Ah did you win it? 😜 |
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A lot of kink shaming going on here 😏
Op, did you sterilise the bottle 1st? |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most.... |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win.
Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most.... "
I drink in some pretty dodgy pubs, and I’m sure there was this one time I thought it “tasted” like a pint of cum, but still. I’m sure I never EVER want to find out of that was true. |
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Why don’t you smear it under your armpits. It could be the latest trend in Wabbing. |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win.
Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most.... "
Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between. |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win.
Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....
Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between."
But.... Why? 😅 |
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Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between."
Did you ever ask him why he did that? |
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Leave it in the sun until it gets nice and chunky, once that is done strain it through a cheese cloth and squeeze it together to form a new type of cheese. Leave this for several months to culture some mould and then make yourself a cheese toasty, make sure it's a good sourdough bread and then enjoy the fruits of your labour with a nice chutney and a glass of red. |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win.
Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....
Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between."
He must have had tremendous aim to shoot into a hip flasks! |
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"Why don’t you smear it under your armpits. It could be the latest trend in Wabbing. "
I’d rather just stick with Linx. |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win.
Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....
Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between.
He must have had tremendous aim to shoot into a hip flasks!"
Cum into a shot glass then from that into flask. He once sent me a video. A lot of wastage that way but that's how he did |
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By *zeroMan 11 weeks ago
Glasgow |
I stayed away from the forums for almost a week and now I realise I should have stayed away for longer. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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Wow.. enough fab for today and its only 9.55am |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win.
Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....
Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between.
He must have had tremendous aim to shoot into a hip flasks!
Cum into a shot glass then from that into flask. He once sent me a video. A lot of wastage that way but that's how he did "
Seems like sooo much effort, what happened to wanking into a sock and be done |
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"I stayed away from the forums for almost a week and now I realise I should have stayed away for longer."
You're not feeling inspired? 😅 |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win.
Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....
Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between.
He must have had tremendous aim to shoot into a hip flasks!
Cum into a shot glass then from that into flask. He once sent me a video. A lot of wastage that way but that's how he did
Seems like sooo much effort, what happened to wanking into a sock and be done "
Indeed. He collected for me. He thought I then transferred into eppendorfs and took to put in my coffee at euro.
I never did. But it amused me to think he was at home doing that bc I asked him to. |
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By *zeroMan 11 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"I stayed away from the forums for almost a week and now I realise I should have stayed away for longer.
You're not feeling inspired? 😅"
Inspired to hit the delete account option! |
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Ewww. And that’s despite my username. |
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"I stayed away from the forums for almost a week and now I realise I should have stayed away for longer.
You're not feeling inspired? 😅
Inspired to hit the delete account option!"
🤭🤭🤭 |
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By *elix85Man 11 weeks ago
Peterborough |
https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk?si=mV-9WRH_6BcssjHF |
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How long did it take to collect it?
By now it’s going to be rancid. Maybe mix it with alcohol and make spermoncello |
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Poor it into my panties!! I adore cum soaked knix, |
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By *dalisqueWoman 11 weeks ago
land of make believe |
This is too much too early in the day for me!!
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"This is too much too early in the day for me!!
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As in, 1 litre of cum would be ok by lunchtime? |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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Nice, just what you need to read as it’s approaching lunchtime. |
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By *STAXxMan 11 weeks ago
Nottingham |
Have you kept it all frozen?
I've saved cum before and happen to know any few females into drinking large amounts |
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By *andydan69Man 11 weeks ago
south west nr you mmm |
lol wtf 😳 mind u im sure someone on here will happily drink or pour it over them sone of the requests ive had regarding men / women & come disappeared into non significance a litre holy mother of cum !?!? |
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I am into a fair few things but not sure this is a line I'd cross |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
Contact a gokkun girl and give it to them.
That’s a big bottle in freezer to store lol |
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Send it to Ant & Dec for the next bush tucker trial…. Kangaroo penis with 6 month old fermented jizz….  |
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"Thanks everyone. So far the winner is a master who wants to use a turkey baster to shoot it up his faggots anus. Can anyone beat this?"
Quite surprised this got to slip by without being deleted for derogatory comment. Yes I get might be dynamics to a certain dom/sub wich I’m guessing is your own dynamic with your sub. I use that word in street I’m looking at a cell for the night these days 👍 |
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He’s just making Cumbucha … give the man a break. |
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"Liquid nitrogen? "
I think liquid nitrogen is the only way that it could be stored and to not become one unholy soup of microorganisms potentially including some not yet known to humankind |
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By *andydan69Man 11 weeks ago
south west nr you mmm |
Happy to supply my cum to wives n gfs but in person & not to store lol 😂 |
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So just to clarify you’d like a person from here to ingest 1 litre or long dead spunk that’s now stagnant? |
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Oh I’ve just realised which profile it is |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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That bottle should be your profile pic |
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I’m intrigued to see it but honestly that’s pretty mad |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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He he can't believe this thread is still going |
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By *dalisqueWoman 10 weeks ago
land of make believe |
"Pics ? "
Why did you resurrect this?? 😆 |
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I love to lick a cum filled pussy. |
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"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."
I've just taken my glasses off, I've seen enough internet for today........ |
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I was thinking of wallpapering - is your man paste available? |
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"I was thinking of wallpapering - is your man paste available?"
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I am gipping now |
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I have only one question. WHY????? |
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Why did someone think it was a good idea to resurrect this 😩😩 |
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"Why did someone think it was a good idea to resurrect this 😩😩"
Here you go, this post will complete the thread |
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