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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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So this is my attempt at a fun post. Not worked out the kinks(pun intended) but let's go...
1.Join the thread
2.Pick someone that catches your eye
3.Tell us where you'd like to meet them and what you'd do to seduce them back to yours, or right then and there. Xx
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"I'd meet Nero in Wetherspoons, I'd buy him a pint of the best beer on tap and get him a packet of cheese and onion crisps, and we would get a kebab on the way back to mine."
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"...on the way back to mine." would seal the deal and satisfy the object of my desires. 😘 |
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"I'd meet Nero in Wetherspoons, I'd buy him a pint of the best beer on tap and get him a packet of cheese and onion crisps, and we would get a kebab on the way back to mine."
I'll meet you at McDonald's for the best strawberry lemonade of your life, followed by a quick fumble around the back. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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I'd meet up with Daizy, and take her to the cinema. Not just a regular silver screened arena, one of those posh ones with reclining seats, waiter service and overly expensive sweets in the foyer. The reason behind this choice, is that she seems to know her shit about films (judging by her guesses on the emoji/film thread). I'd walk you back home whilst sipping out of our giant Pepsi (other brands are available) cups. |
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I’m in…
I’ll take _orbidden east to a charity shop to mooch… then for a coffee where all I’ll have to do is cop a feel and he’ll be well and truly ready to go back to mine… cos he’s a classy lad 😉😂 |
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I'll take you on a lovely trip on a Mersey Ferry.
Think Aladdins Caroet ride, but instead of a a whole new world, you'll see Birkenhead, New Brighton, and Bootle...and we can get Ice Creams after I serenade you with my rendition of Ferry Cross the Mersey |
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I'd lure you back with the promise of frickles. Works like a charm everytime 😜"
Shit it does too, there really good!
You can lure me with frickles anytime.
However I'd be turning you in the with the bait that lemoncello, I know you can't resist it.
Well also stop off at Bella Italia because why not 
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"I'd meet Nero in Wetherspoons, I'd buy him a pint of the best beer on tap and get him a packet of cheese and onion crisps, and we would get a kebab on the way back to mine."
This has got to be the winner 🏆 |
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I'd dm Kinkyycurvyy whilst kopping my brow I've JUST managed to keep in the age range.
Of course I'm assuming she has Gothic leaning so the music would be interesting. The chances of Sisters of Mercy or Siousxie and the Banshees to be gigging at that time would be slim, so I'd have to wing it somehow.
If we had a cracking night, she could return the favour and take me to one of her gigs.
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I'll take you on a lovely trip on a Mersey Ferry.
Think Aladdins Caroet ride, but instead of a a whole new world, you'll see Birkenhead, New Brighton, and Bootle...and we can get Ice Creams after I serenade you with my rendition of Ferry Cross the Mersey"
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Maybe we can go eat those wagon wheels we spoke off, I heard there legendary!
After maybe a nice glass of fruity gin and some snacks.
You had me at wagon wheels "
Yes, you really must show me these I've heard nothing but praise and I like a wagon wheel, don't worry I'll buy. |
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I'll take you on a lovely trip on a Mersey Ferry.
Think Aladdins Caroet ride, but instead of a a whole new world, you'll see Birkenhead, New Brighton, and Bootle...and we can get Ice Creams after I serenade you with my rendition of Ferry Cross the Mersey
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Grab your handbag and your sunnies then, Queen, and let's go!
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"Shit it does too, there really good!
You can lure me with frickles anytime.
However I'd be turning you in the with the bait that lemoncello, I know you can't resist it.
Well also stop off at Bella Italia because why not
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I deciphered the code... Ok, we're meeting Bella in Italy... Got it!  |
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"Shit it does too, there really good!
You can lure me with frickles anytime.
However I'd be turning you in the with the bait that lemoncello, I know you can't resist it.
Well also stop off at Bella Italia because why not
I deciphered the code... Ok, we're meeting Bella in Italy... Got it! "
I mean I would be down for that. |
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"I’d like to take all the ladies swimming.
Let’s see what you really look like 🤔🤔🤔
I'm in! Not having to bother with makeup or leave my house because I have a pool. Win win!"
Oh look at me I've got a pool...🙄🥪 |
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"I'd meet Nero in Wetherspoons, I'd buy him a pint of the best beer on tap and get him a packet of cheese and onion crisps, and we would get a kebab on the way back to mine."
I’d meet Daisy in a knitware factory. To get her there I’d trail a ball of yarn and tease her along like a little kitty kat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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I'm going to meet wild times at a food stand at a weekend festival.
We'll chat and get on well.
I'll buy him a drink and we'll shoot the shit.
I'll then use him to work his way into a gaggle of attractive women there to watch the dog show.
Before I know it he's managed to persuade 3 of them return to my local hotel where it ends in a wild time. Xxx |
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"I'm taking Mrs DS to show her the countryside in my slice of Wales, then we're going back to the caravan in Rhyl
But seriously, Faf?
Can me and MrsKOTCT join you?"
"Give yourself a thrill, have a boat ride in Rhyl!"
Don't threaten me with a good time, Miss Bella |
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"I’d like to take all the ladies swimming.
Let’s see what you really look like 🤔🤔🤔
I'm in! Not having to bother with makeup or leave my house because I have a pool. Win win!
Oh look at me I've got a pool...🙄🥪"
Some of us don't have a beach body like you. I have to give people some sort of benefit to meet me during summer! |
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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I'd meet Nero in Wetherspoons, I'd buy him a pint of the best beer on tap and get him a packet of cheese and onion crisps, and we would get a kebab on the way back to mine.
I’d meet Daisy in a knitware factory. To get her there I’d trail a ball of yarn and tease her along like a little kitty kat. "
Oh, I do like a knitted jumper! |
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"I'm going to meet wild times at a food stand at a weekend festival.
We'll chat and get on well.
I'll buy him a drink and we'll shoot the shit.
I'll then use him to work his way into a gaggle of attractive women there to watch the dog show.
Before I know it he's managed to persuade 3 of them return to my local hotel where it ends in a wild time. Xxx"
This is ace🤭🤣 |
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"I’d like to take all the ladies swimming.
Let’s see what you really look like 🤔🤔🤔
I'm in! Not having to bother with makeup or leave my house because I have a pool. Win win!
Oh look at me I've got a pool...🙄🥪
Some of us don't have a beach body like you. I have to give people some sort of benefit to meet me during summer! "
So you bribe them with free use of a pool...😂🥪 |
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I’m in…..
I’d take Daizy & Miss.Bella to a nice secluded beach, ply them with ice cream and a small amount of alcohol to get them feeling all frisky, then we’d have plenty of risky fun in the sand 😜 |
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Even though Bella states she’s not meeting, I would rescue her from her Welsh tower, and take her into the grand Banquet hall of the Castle , as we sample the food & delights & enjoy the entertainment, then a short walk to the Ladies chamber |
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"I'd meet Nero in Wetherspoons, I'd buy him a pint of the best beer on tap and get him a packet of cheese and onion crisps, and we would get a kebab on the way back to mine.
I’d meet Daisy in a knitware factory. To get her there I’d trail a ball of yarn and tease her along like a little kitty kat.
Oh, I do like a knitted jumper!"
Daizy a nice romantic walk along a nice beach and a slow kiss on the neck to start mm |
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"I'm meeting Daisy at the parcel delivery and then we're gonna help each other to figure out how to get into our Shein undies with nibbles and wine and copious laughter "
How good is SHEIN 😆😆🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 |
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Even though Bella states she’s not meeting, I would rescue her from her Welsh tower, and take her into the grand Banquet hall of the Castle , as we sample the food & delights & enjoy the entertainment, then a short walk to the Ladies chamber "
I'm no lady, but I'll pretend to be |
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"I’m in…..
I’d take Daizy & Miss.Bella to a nice secluded beach, ply them with ice cream and a small amount of alcohol to get them feeling all frisky, then we’d have plenty of risky fun in the sand 😜"
You had me at alcohol |
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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I'm meeting Daisy at the parcel delivery and then we're gonna help each other to figure out how to get into our Shein undies with nibbles and wine and copious laughter "
You are on, Midders!! 😍 |
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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I’m in…..
I’d take Daizy & Miss.Bella to a nice secluded beach, ply them with ice cream and a small amount of alcohol to get them feeling all frisky, then we’d have plenty of risky fun in the sand 😜
You had me at alcohol "
Yeah forget the ice cream, I hate sand in my ice cream! |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"I'm taking Mrs DS to show her the countryside in my slice of Wales, then we're going back to the caravan in Rhyl
But seriously, Faf?
Can me and MrsKOTCT join you?"
I'm game! |
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By *eliWoman 9 weeks ago
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I'd take Pickles to the Vagina Museum and then some hipster coffeehouse that does great matcha. Afterwards we'll check out some hipsteresque little bar with spoken word and click our fingers in appreciation of their lyrical perfection. |
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"I'd take Pickles to the Vagina Museum and then some hipster coffeehouse that does great matcha. Afterwards we'll check out some hipsteresque little bar with spoken word and click our fingers in appreciation of their lyrical perfection."
I hope you like oral because you’d be spoilt after that. |
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